Thursday, March 7, 2019

On The Freedom Trail: So Much To Learn

Monument at Brown's Chapel, Selma, AL
For the last three days I have been on the trail of a man who started his public ministry the year before I was born...and knew almost nothing about until after he was assassinated...well after....like, until now. Sure, by the time I was in high school, I had heard of MLK. I had seen clips of his prophetic speech on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. I knew he was a proponent of nonviolent resistance to oppressive racism and was on various occasions beaten and jailed for his trouble. I knew he was a Baptist preacher who embraced Gandhi and opposed the war in Vietnam. And yet on this trip to Selma, Montgomery and Atlanta, with stops yet to come in Memphis, Birmingham and Sumner / Money Mississippi, I find myself overwhelmed with how much I have never known before. 

Some of my enlightenment has come from a book that should be required reading for everyone in the USA, White Rage by Carol Anderson, which details among other things, the truth about the re-enslavement of (mainly) Southern African Americans shortly after the end of the Civil War. I had heard of Jim Crow...but had no idea what it really meant.

I would like to claim that I can be forgiven for such gross ignorance. After all, I spent my formative years on USAF bases. The US military had been integrated by Truman in 1948. I grew up in integrated neighborhoods (base housing) and went to integrated schools before the Civil Rights Act of 1964 sought to address the slow progress that should have been made in response to the 1954 Brown v. Board of Education decision. I had black playmates and friends. Black families went to the Protestant Chapel on-base where my dad served as the Chaplin. They were in my Sunday School classes and Children's Choir. I almost didn't know there was a problem...almost.

Now and then we would visit my folks home town, Chickasha, Oklahoma. I remember being shocked at the harsh language I heard there. I have a faint recollection of my mom's warning that things were "different" there. I heard about how my maternal grandmother, after the death of her Southern Baptist deacon husband, my grandfather, had sometime after his death and long before I was born, found his Klan robe...and burned it in the trash barrel behind her house. I learned my gentle paternal grandfather, who I knew and loved, also a deacon in the Southern Baptist church, the one that stood 20 feet behind his back fence, had also, like most of the young white business men in the area, spent some time in the Klan. I had walked the Chickasha cemetery as a ten year old boy, hunting targets with my BB gun and reading the rusting Confederate Veteran markers on a dozen Chapman graves. I knew things had been bad. I knew there were still some...a few...bitter, ignorant, hateful people.

I knew so little.

My dad was tossed out of the Air Force due to poor vision and we moved to Lubbock Texas, civilians at last. I had a year and a half at a Jr High School named for the Army Colonel who eradicated the Comanche population from West Texas, completely oblivious to that horror, and little noticing that I had no African American classmates. Through my High School career I had one, as did my friends at our cross-town rival school, but somehow suffered no pangs knowing full well there were two other schools on the east side of town, Estacado and Dunbar, that had an almost exclusively minority populations. 

I had one black teacher. He was universally feared by the student body. Mr. Fuller. He taught Senior English. He was by far the smartest, most articulate, most professional and most demanding teacher in the school. If you got Fuller you were going to work your ass off, or fail...and many did. We had assigned seats and when mid-lecture, his finger would fall on a box on his seating chart that held our names, we would be addressed as "Mr. Jones" or "Miss Perkins" and we were expected to stand and deliver with proper diction and intelligence. But he was always one step beyond the school dress code, in a moustache when students were required to be clean shaven and in a full beard when moustaches were allowed. We knew he embodied a subtitle knowing resistance.  And we loved him more than we feared him...and we learned...but not about the struggle. Not about Civil Rights. Not about why he resisted...not really.

Sure we had a TV. Ours was black & white, not color. Maybe that made the evening news reports I certainly saw of ghettos on fire seem unreal. Maybe it was the war and the looming prospect of the Draft. Maybe that somehow overshadowed what was happening to our neighbors at home. We even read, Black Like Me by John Griffin and got some sense of the injustice of poverty...but somehow never had a clue about how it had been forced upon Black America for a hundred years since the end of the Civil War. 

I lived another 40 years as an ignoramus. Sympathetic, to be sure. I have joined protests. I have written letters. I have worshipped in Black churches. I have imagined myself an ally. But I have had no fire. I just didn't get it.

Go to Pettus Bridge in Selma.
Go to the Lynching Memorial in Montgomery.
Go to the Civil and Human Rights Museum in Atlanta.

Go. There is so much nobody told you. The stories are deep and horrific...but there is no way to comprehend the meaning of the sound bites and newsreel clips you have seen until you go. Go. If you are a citizen, go. If you are a human...go. We all need to know.




Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Fork Seals and Give Me a Brake!

Let me say right here...Fork Seals are EASY. (If you do them correctly.)

Like many guys, I approached fork seals with some apprehension. So I read the procedure over a few times. I watched a bunch of videos...most of them two or three times. (Call me a slow learner. Fine.)

Here are the tips I found really helpful.
  • Protect the shiny surfaces. Tiny scratches cause seal wear and leaks. No vice. No Vice Grips. Cloth padding on the bench. 
  • Photograph your disassembly along the way. (Carried over from the last blog.)
  • Strip everything off the forks. Suspend the brake(s) from the frame or bars. Don't let them hang on their hoses. Keep the front wheel safe after removal. You don't want to damage the brake rotor.
  • The fork legs are held by pinch bolts at the steering head (a.k.a. Triple Tree). DO NOT LOOSEN THEM YET. Here's the deal. For the things you need to do that require clamping a fork leg, the best, safest clamps available are the ones that hold the leg to the bike. Use them.
  • Each leg has two "hard to loosen" items...the cap on top and the plug on the bottom. (The bottom plug can be seen by looking up into the axle end of the fork leg. It is typically an allen head bolt that is recessed in a hole above where the axle passes through the fork leg.) Loosen them while the fork legs are still installed on the bike! This will save you a world of trouble.
  • Loosen the lower plug first. Just crack the seal then screw it back in gently so the oil does not leak out.
  • Different bikes have slightly different configurations. Removing your cap may require a socket or maybe a large allen head wrench, you can figure that out. But here's the trick... Loosen the UPPER PINCH BOLT first. Take the squeeze off the upper end of the fork leg first, then loosen the Fork Leg Cap. (Tricky, huh?) Then gently tighten the cap again to prevent any oil spill.
  • Now loosen the lower pinch bolt and slide the fork leg out.
  • There are lots of videos on how to drain, disassemble and clean fork legs, so I will not go over that here, other than to reiterate what everyone says, lay the pieces out in order as you disassemble. They are your bible for reassembly. Take particular note of the orientation of the oil seal. You do not want to put the new one in upside down. (And that is easy to do.)
  • As long as you handle fork legs by hand without a vice or clamping tools it would be hard to go wrong. They are very strong. Just don't scratch the shiny parts! Keep your inclination to go after them with steel wool or emery paper under control. Don't do it. Cloth, solvent and elbow grease are sufficient and recommended. And watch it with using a screwdriver to pry the bushings off or onto the fork leg...you don't want to scratch the shiny parts! (I mentioned that already, right?)

Your bike may be a little different, but on mine a fork leg rebuild requires a new O-ring for the cap, a Dust Seal, Oil Seal, Upper Bushing and Lower Bushing and the drain bolt Sealing Washer...and of course, fresh oil. (I recommend the factory stuff of correct weight, just to be sure.)
  • Draining all the oil out of the fork leg may require pumping the Damper Rod in and out of the Cartridge. (Getting it to re-fill properly requires pumping the rod too.) Check out some part diagrams of your fork leg to identify those parts.
  • Reassembly, after everything is clean, is very easy and will not require any high forces...at least until it comes time to drive in the Oil Seal and later, the Dust Seal. The size of my particular fork made it possible to use a 2 foot piece of 2" PVC pipe with a 2" to 1.5" adapter on one end as a Seal Driver. Your fork leg may be a different size that requires you to spend $50 or so on a Seal Driver. Don't screw up by trying to use a hammer and a punch to seat the seals. It is not worth it. It is a short trip to a ruined fork leg. 
  • Seat everything as well as you can, as evenly as you can, by hand (with your finger tips) before you use the driver. The Driver is just for final seating.
  • When you insert the Cartridge / Damper Rod assembly, tie a bit of steel wire (not soft, weak copper wire) onto the end of the Damper Rod...18" or so of wire. When you turn the whole affair upright and start to fill it with oil, the Damper Rod will sink into the fork, out of reach. The wire will still be sticking out of the end of the fork tube. Pull on the wire to pull the Damper Rod back up. Now you can pump the Rod to re-fill it with oil, easily. You can push it down by hand or with a piece of wood and pull it up with the wire. (There is also a Damper Rod tool you can buy that threads onto the Damper Rod, if you want to be a real pro.)
  • Most forks specify a specific air gap from the top of the fork tube to the surface of the oil with the fork leg completely colapsed. The air gap plays a critical role in how the fork performs, so make sure you get the gap to spec. The most common approach is to over-fill the leg and then use a tube marked to the required gap length to suck the oil back out. As soon as the oil drains down to the end of the correct length tube, the gap is the perfect depth. I bought a cheap tool made by Bike Master. Other guys make one with a turkey baster or a syringe and a piece of hose. The options are endless. Go wild.
  • Anyway, with all that done, reverse the uninstall procedure to put the forks back in...and the key tip here comes back into play...get the legs clamped in with the LOWER PINCH BOLTS (to the correct torque) and then torque the plugs and the caps to the spec torque. Then torque the Upper Pinch Bolts. Then you can hang all the stuff put back on the forks.
So here is where, on my project, Dumbassery came out to play again. It turns out that it is much easier to get the calipers reinstalled if you remove the brake pads. Just back the pin out and they drop out of the caliper. Then, after the calipers are reinstalled, you put the brake pads back.

I recommend that you put them back correctly. I was assuring myself late one night as I was getting close to the end of the project, that brakes are easy. They only fit together one way. If it goes together, by definition, it's right...right?

Wrong.

The first (attempted) test ride produced a god-awful scraping noise from the front brake calipers. WTF? Guess what? You can actually install the pads backwards (so the pad faces the pistons and the back of the pad rubs against the disk. This was not my first pad swap...just the first time I got them backwards. (I chalk it up to the late hour...which only moves the dumbassery from the poor install itself to the poor judgement demonstrated by not calling it quits before my brain had called it quits for the evening.) In the end, it all worked out and STella is back on the road, happy as a (high speed) clam.


So there you go. Read your manuals. Watch some YouTube videos. Incorporate my tips and all will go swimmingly! (As long as you avoid Dumbassery!)





Heart Transplant and Dumbassery (A Bad Combination)

In early July this summer STella stranded me on the way home from work. She slowly went to sleep as I rode home, gently losing electrical functions until all the gauges went dead and she started to buck and sputter...and finally died. "Dang. I knew I needed to replace that old battery!"

Fortunately I was within striking distance of a battery shop and they had mine, so 30 minutes later I was back on my way home with STella purring like a kitten. Then she went on the center stand for 6 weeks while I was out of town. When I got back I was ready for a ride. That next Saturday morning I was off for a little fun in the twisties...but STella again did her sleep to die routine. Head Slap! Dumbass. You assumed it was a bad battery. The battery is fine. She is not making juice!

Yep. My rush to get out of town and my rush to judgement left me stranded again. This time my long-suffering wife came out with some jumper cables. STella got enough charge to make it home and then the fun began. A quick look in the manual revealed the alternator was buried so deep in the bike a sensible home mechanic won't try to dig down to get at it. But since I do not suffer from being a sensible home mechanic, the hunt was on.

Diagnostics were on the table first. A blown fuse would be a much easier fix, but alas none of the fuses showed the slightest stress...so the dig began.

As I have said many times, STella is like any beautiful woman...the hardest part is getting her out of her clothes. After that, things go pretty well. And so it was. After the the tupperware was gone, the tank was next. Man this bike has lots of parts! They all went into labeled baggies. The tupperware, mirrors, and driving lights went to safe storage spots. She looks pretty good naked for a 59k mile gal, huh?


Under the big plastic air box lies the fearsome challenge of the job...the throttle body assembly. It is a tender, very expensive aluminum casting with more hoses and wires than Medusa has snakes. And the Throttle Body Assembly is notoriously difficult to remove, despite the fact that it just sits on four rubber boots and is held down with nothing but hose clamps. Nevertheless, too many guys have bent or broken sensitive items connect to the throttle body and even the casting itself, to say nothing of other calamities like knocking the bike over while trying to lever it out of the bike.


After lots of reading and some soul searching, I settled on my plan of attack. I had some nylon strap and a piece of pipe. After all the boot clamps were loose and the boots had a dose of silicon spray, the strap went around the cast piece protruding from the upper right corner of the Throttle Body casting. From there it went around the pipe, which was laid across the frame on cloth pads, perpendicular to the bike's direction of travel. Slowly turning the pipe tightened the strap until that corner popped free and the rest of the casting rolled easily out of the other three boots. Whew! That was terrifying.

Disconnecting a bunch more electrical plugs and hoses, lifting the rubber mat that separates the throttle body from the top of the engine, removing the radiator and thermostat and all those hoses you see in the photo below...and finally it was all clear. The alternator removal was in sight. Unfortunately one of the three mounting bolts is not. It is under the alternator in a tiny space that cannot be seen by anyone but Superman (with X-Ray Vision). But the drawings said it was there so the hunt was on. Do not attempt this with anything but a 1/4" drive socket and a 6" extension. Everything else is too big to fit.


Eventually my socket found the bolt head and she backed out cleanly, leaving only the Oil Pressure Sender in the way. With that removed, the alternator slid right out, pretty as you please. It was time for diagnostics again. Before ordering a $500 electrical part, I wanted to be double dog sure she was really bad. After all, the unit has an integrated voltage regulator which could have also been the problem and that is a cheaper fix (although one may doubt the wisdom, after this big dig, of putting a 59k mile alternator back in the bike with just a new regulator). A little ohm meter testing quickly revealed the main winding in the rotor was wide open. Good enough for me. Let the spending begin!

Partzilla was at least $50 cheaper on the alternator than any other vendor and they seem to be stone cold reliable, so they got the order. During off hours I had been looking at the maintenance schedule for STella to see what else I needed to get done while she was naked.  The fork seals and bushings, plugs, plus brake and clutch fluid were next, as well as new coolant. Remarkably, Honda fluids (fork oil and coolant) turned out to be significantly cheaper than other after-market suppliers. I went with my tried and true Castrol for the DOT4 synthetic brake and clutch fluid. My plugs are always NKG Iridium units. All those parts went on the list too, along with speed bleeders, just for fun.

But trepidation hung thick in the air. Soooo many wires and hoses and little parts. Jeez. Is STella ever going to run again?

Parts arrived at last and reassembly got underway, starting with the alternator itself. Easy so far. Now for the rat's nest of hoses and wires. Well, hoses. Wires are easy. Plugs are keyed. The harness is cut to length, What can go wrong? But hoses! They are just hoses. No labels. No keys. I have fuel, air and water all plumbed in here. What if I swap two of them? Jeez.

Well...it wasn't so bad. The hose kinks and the fits seemed pretty natural. Hose types were pretty easy to determine by inspection. No real problems. So...time to fire her up. Just to make sure.

STella fires right up. Awesome. I didn't drop a wrench down the intake manifold. But dang. She is running rough as a cob. What the heck? I can get her up to 3k RPM but then she fades out and dies...sometimes with a disconcerting CLANK. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Take it all apart again. Check every connection. Seems ok... Test start again. Same crappy idle. Same stall. Same clank. Oh boy. This is bad.

Time to read the whole chapter on the alternator. Nothing new. Ok. How about fuel injection. Hey...this baby has a diagnostic computer built in! The Injection Fault light blinks out trouble codes! Cool!

Throttle Position Sensor error.

Volt meter time. Wires good. Sensor functioning. Sensor to harness connection working fine. Check again. Follow the wiring color codes. All good.  WTF.

Ok. The book says she will default to a basic idle setting if things look bad. What the heck. Unplug the TPS and see what else the computer says.

Bad Pressure Sensor.

Fine. Back to the meter.

Just a damn minute... Why are the color codes on the Pressure Sensor plug identical to the wires on the Throttle Position Sensor plug? OMG. These plugs are the same size. The same shape. THEY ARE KEYED EXACTLY THE SAME.

What a dumbass! I assumed if they plugged in, they were in the right place. Who would put two different plugs on exactly the same length of harness wire using exactly the same key? Nobody would do that. Nobody would allow the wrong plug to connect to the wrong sensor? Right?

Wrong. One is blue and the other one is grey. Look at the color photo (not the black and white photo in the service manual). Lower left corner. The blue one goes...you guessed it...on the Throttle Position Sensor.

Swap the plugs. Error light is gone. STella fires up and revs like there is no tomorrow. Whew! The CLANK had just been a misfire brought on by bad mix.

Moral to the story: COLOR PHOTOS while disassembling! (At least the first time, before you get the hang of it.)

Moral #2 to the story: It is ALWAYS your assumptions that send you to hell.

Moral #3 to the story: Read the book. Read it early. Read it often.

Next...Fork Seals and Give Me a Brake!








Monday, September 26, 2016

Nailed It

Is this a case of "No good deed goes unpunished" or "Virtue is its own reward"?

So about a month ago I caught a screw in my rear tire on the way to work. If you are a rider you probably already know that no vendor recommends riding on a patched or plugged tire, so I dutifully ordered a replacement. The twist this time was that I had been thinking I wanted to up my motorcycle maintenance skill set to include replacing my own tires for some time now. I had not expected to do it quite so soon, as mine were at about 50%, but now the heat was on.

A call to some local shops put the replacement at about $385 while the tire itself could be had, all in, for $188. Add about $18 for Ride-On balancing gel to finish the job and the almost $200 in labor felt a little abusive. Fortunately Harbor Freight had their manual tire machine on sale, so for less than $100 I was able to bolt a new tool to the garage floor (using drop anchors, so I could unbolt it and store it between jobs, without having any studs sticking out of the floor) along with the motorcycle tire change attachment bolted on top. Cool so far. Next came the Mojoblocks and Mojolever (google them) for another $130, a little tire mounting soap and I was all set. Now I can change tires with the pros. (The Mojoblocks and Mojobar allow working with the aluminum motorcycle wheel without digging giant scratches in it with the stock Harbor Freight bar.)

Long story short, got the job done. Not too tough, even for a first timer. Put it all back together, torqued everything back to spec and had a happy two tanks of riding done before taking the photo above. Yep. That's a 16d nail. Straight into the bottom and right out through the sidewall. Double whammy. Total loss with less than 500 miles on the new tire. 100% road riding and not through construction areas. What the heck! And how in the world does a nail go straight into a tire like it was shot there with a nail gun? Sheesh.

Good news? I am getting faster at doing tire changes...and I already had the tools. Bad news? I am getting too much practice changing tires.  Here's hoping the new one goes the distance.

So back to the opening question...I am going to claim that, at least in this case, the virtue of self-reliance is indeed its own reward. The second tire was a $188 repair, not a $385 repair (I reused the still new balancing gel.). That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Monday, July 6, 2015

16 Pounds of Magic

“Isn’t it amazing a man like me can feel this way…” – James Taylor from Your Smiling Face

OK, I expected to love my granddaughter. I just didn’t expect this. I have no idea if other Grands have this experience. It feels singular to me. And I am at a loss to explain it.

Little Tess is beautiful and whip smart. She doesn’t complain unless something is actually wrong. She has a strong sense of personal space and will not suffer over-pushy strangers gladly. She really seems to enjoy other children. She loves books and playing catch… (Ok, I roll the ball to her, but she really has an arm.) She snuggles so sweetly when she falls asleep for a nap or takes a bottle. But in the end, I think it is that smile that has me hooked…and the way she sticks her tongue out at me when we first see each other…always our special greeting since an hour after she was born.

Still, for all that, I remain at a loss to explain the unbridled joy she has brought into my life. I loved my kids; I still do. I gave them bottles; I still do…well, beer bottles now, but still... We had great fun playing; howling with laughter together, reading books (or listening to them recite them to me, in their entirety, from memory, before they could read… to my complete amazement). I am sure I have forgotten a lot about those early days, so maybe I have only forgotten, but it doesn’t feel that way today. And to be clear, I don’t believe I love Tess more than I loved them then or love them now.

I find myself wondering if it is age. I read that there is a French proverb that runs “Life is half spent before one knows what life is.” Whatever else you may want to say, it is clear that perspective changes with age. Is it the return to a vital joy after having been so long out of the saddle (of infant care)? Is it the fact she is ours; the daughter of my own son and daughter in law (or “my daughter” as I normally think of her)? Is it just that she is so darn cute?

It suffices to say I simply don’t know why, but although I may be clueless about why, I can at least speak to how I feel. To be honest, and at the risk of sounding weird, I have got to say a smile from Tess feels sort of like baptism. For those unfamiliar with the idea, it is complex. The concept of baptism in the circles I came from has a lot to do with turning toward life and being washed clean of everything in one’s past that was contrary to that…and all the guilt that went with it. So setting aside the issue of whether you buy that sort of thing in magical terms, I have got to say, what happens inside when Tess gives me one of those precious smiles feels completely magical. I think that somehow being seen by new, pure, trusting, loving eyes allows me, for moments, to see myself that way. And the residual effect is a growing sense that some deep closed place inside has been opened or perhaps re-opened. I guess what I am saying is that being with Tess is not just wonderful in the moment. It seems something inside me is changing.


Out of an abundance of caution, let me say this: My happiness is absolutely not Tess’s responsibility. Nor for that matter, am I entitled to use her for my aggrandizement. All that kind of thing goes down the wrong roads. Still, I find myself feeling changed…and shocked by it; rich beyond measure. I am lucky in the extreme. Isn’t it amazing a man like me can feel this way?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Riding Three Sisters

The Twisted Sisters. Texas 335, 336 & 337. Medina, Vanderpool, Leakey, Camp Wood...sprinkle in Utopia, Bandera, Garner State Park, Texas 16, Texas 41 and Texas 39 and you have a real ride. Front the whole affair with 1431, Texas 29, Park Road 4, 71, Enchanted Rock, the Willow City Loop and Walt Wilkins on stage in Luckenbach and Old Number 9 under bright clear cool skies over three days and you have motorcycle nirvana.
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I cannot claim any new deep spiritual insights from this trip. It was just fun. Ok, maybe that is a deep spiritual insight. This life affords too little fun. It was great to go get some.
We rode slowly, savoring the views and the sweep of the curves, rarely seeing any other human traffic but enjoying every hawk, turkey, buffalo, deer and wild pig along the way. Even the buzzards took on majestic airs.
Ok, I admit it. It a non-sustainable selfish way to pass the time. We each burned a gallon of gas every 50 miles, ate away 900 miles of tire tread and killed a few dozen bugs. Sure, we should have ridden bicycles rather than pushing 800 pound monsters through the wind. Well, we didn't. Take me back 100 years, I would have gladly done it on a horse. Take me forward 50 and I will go on a solar powered hover bike...and if I make it that long, I will. But I am here now and this is how it is...and I'm not going to miss it.
Come springtime...looking for a 1200 mile weekend in the twisties...with wildflowers!

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Northbound

My 2nd ride from Austin to Chicago is coming up. The last trip was mostly done as an Ironbutt 1k / 24 run. Not this time. This time the run is almost all two lane road and lots of curves. Arkansas 7 is on the menu.

I got an almost 1000 mile ride done in the spring, but some good distance has been calling...and 40 hours of highway meditation will do me good. 1100 miles up and another 1100 back should do the trick.